No Joke At Time Moment

Today I sure can't think of any jokes to share to all of you. Today is an ok day for me, I didn't think on spending some money but because of one emergency I have too. Oh yeah it was crazy, I wish I didn't have to do it but I did anyway. So how's everyone doing so far? I hope that you all are having fun with whatever you are doing. For me here I am having fun being here in the Starbucks because I am using my computer. Finally there's an outlet where I can plug my computer and charge it. I miss some goodies because I wasn't able to find an outlet where I can plug my computer. Take care everyone and have fun.

Bought 3 Coats Today

Finally I have some coats to keep me warm, I have been cold since I arrived here in Ann Arbor since I didn't have anyway winter clothing. My friend Tennesa took me to the mall with her daughter so I can buy some coats, and luckily I didn't pay much because most of the coats are on sale. I got pretty nice coats which is onsale and the original price was $100 and some I got for $12 and the original price was $50 so I thought I had a pretty nice deal with the prices. I only bought three, because I know the winter is almost over. Take care everyone and you all have a wonderful time.

Diamond Engagement Rings

Diamond Engagement Rings is a women bestfriend and I'm sure we all know that. Anyway I found this website called Diamonds-USA.com where I found different kind of engagement ring that your fiancee might want to have. I actually like some design that they have and hopefully one day I'll one from this site. Well if I get engaged maybe this is the place where my fiance can get my ring. If you are looking for an engagement ring you might want to visit this website then. It's really nice and the prices are great too. To know more about their engagement ring, simply click the link above.

It's Hard To Laugh

When you sick hehehehhe, yeah I really don't know what kind of joke to share right now. My mind is pretty occupied wondering why I'm sick again. I found some great jokes though that I might share later. It's pretty and I'm sure you all will enjoy it. But from time to time I laugh especially if there's some funny show on the TV. Laughing is a great medicine as what others say, anyway just checking everyone here and hope that you all are doing great. Take care and thanks for stopping by.

Just Me

This is my favorite picture of me from last year, this was taken after I had my bangs. It's was kinda cool to have a new style for my hair but I miss my one length after I cut my hair hehehehhehehe. I always feel that way I don't know why may I get used on having a one lenght style.

Anyway, I was just stopping by here making sure everything it alright. For me here, I''m just ok not really alright or fine but just ok. Hope you all have a great time on this beautiful Tuesday. Thanks for dropping by and take care everyone.

Hello Bloggers

How's everything doing out there? I hope that it's wonderful and fun time huh. For me here it's nice and just ok, nothing to be excite really because we have so much problem right now. Tonight Dave and I watch the Law and Order which is one of our favorite show at night. It's nice show and I learned something about it you know. Even though it's only a show but it teaches us some lesson. Any way that's all for now, thanks for visiting my blog.

GM Like Computer Industry

I don't know if you will find it funny but I just have fun reading it. There's nothing wrong on sharing right hehehhehe. I love jokes especially when I want to laugh, since tonight has been rough night to me since three days ago. I am trying to do things that will make me smile, just so I can forget what is going on behind my smile. That's all for now everyone, take care and have a wonderful day.

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

Sweet Dream Lovely Bloggers & Readers

Some of you are probably asleep already hehehhehe, unlike me I'm so wide awake and trying to be sleepy. I guess you can't sleep if you think too much of your problem huh. Anyway, I think I have to try sleeping, maybe I will fall asleep heheheehe. Take care everyone and you all have a great time. More updates will be posted on this blog tomorrow.

Adding Friends

But there's alot of people that told me to add them on my friend list here and that they will do the same. Then after I added all their blogs or blog, I go and visit their blog and you know what? I can't see my blog at all, so what I do now each time someone told me to add their blogs. I add them to the blog that was listed on their blog. If out of my 10 blogs they only have one on their blog, which ever blog you or they have added, that's where you find your name. So don't be surprised if you can't find any of your name on all of blogs because it might be somewhere. I'm trying to be fair to my self, don't like it when someone told me yeah I'll add you then I was not. That's all for now and hope you understand.

Writers Quotes

Hi everyone, here's some funny quotes for the day. This is really nice and I love it, let's brighten your day with this lovely quotes that will bring smile on your face. Hope you like this everyone, take care and enjoy. Thanks for stopping, have a fantastic Sunday.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.
William Faulkner

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
Mel Brooks

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
William Faulkner

The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley

How's Everyone Doing?

I'm again all alone in the house just like usual hehehhehe. So since I'm kinda bored and don't know what I should do. I decided to intead type some updates for my blog, yeah it's Saturday and it's pretty relaxing. Which I think the best way to make some updates. So how's my fellow bloggers doing? I am sure you all are having fun since it's weekend and time to be with the family. I was wondering what's the best for dinner tonight, but when I check our ref. there's not much to cook really since we haven't done gorcery due to the time that we are sick for almost 3 weeks. Anyway, I think we might just have to go to chinese again. Which is ok because they have great food too. until here take care everyone.

The Less You Know, The More You Make

That's right heehhehe, hi everyone... I'm here again to give some laugh to you all. Let's forget some of our problem for a moment and smile. Remember it helps not to get wrinkles faster, as what they said laughter is what makes a person look younger. I can't remember where I heard that but I think it's true. Laughter is a great medicine for us, if we are happy all the time, although there's some problem behind that smile. Anyway, here's some joke that might make you smile.


"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

Wordless Wednesday #10 - (Baby Rhiana)

I picked this to be my wordless wednesday edition for this Wednesday because having is amazing and the pain is unexplainable (did I say it right?) Oh well you know what I mean hehehhehehhe. This baby Rhiana the baby of my sister, she was born Feb. 1, 2008 at 7 pm at night. I wasn't there when she was born though because I have miles and miles away from home. Hope you like it, take care everyone.

Credits:
Stroke Of Midnight Collab by Paint The Moon & Jofia Devoe - paper & alpha "rhiana"
Amy Hutchinson - Gloves
Christina Renee - Princess wordart
Milla Design - Fairycloud-overly
Natalie Design - essential elements & Variation elements.

The Beatles

I didn't see or meet them, how could I? I was in the Philippines which is thousands of thousand miles away hahahhahahhaha. Beatles is one of my favorite groups, because I love their music so much and I find them very attractive men. Yeah I actually have crush into Paul ahhahhaha, hey that's our secret alright hehehhehehe. I have all the music of the beatles, well not really all but only the songs that I really love the most. I have other song that they sing to but I don't listen to them as much, unless they are my favorite hahahhahahhaha.

Wordless Wednesday #9 -(Sunset)

This is another picture that was sent to me by a friend of mine that I just love so much. I shared some already on the past wordless wednesday. For this Monday this is my wordless edition, a beautiful sunset that jus take my breath away. Isn't this just a wonderful view to watch in the afternoon? I love this kind of view because I beleived that natures always has the perfect beauty as long as nobody is hurting them. That's all for now and thanks for visiting in my blog.

Wordless Wednesday #8 - (Nature Beauty)

Another wordless wednesday is here for Sunday edition. Wow it seems like it was Friday yesterday and now it's Sunday. Time is really fast huh, anyway this picture was taken the other day. I miss the sunset completely. But anyway this is just another episode of my photography, hoping to learn more later hehehhehe. Enjoy everyone and happy WW.

Wordless Wednesday #7 - (Yummy)

Another edition of worldess wednesday for this Saturday. I decided to put this delicious food which I baked for dinner 3 weeks ago if I can remember it correctly. I always take pictures each time I have some new recipe and with this one. It's my first itme to bake Game Hen...they're really good and I am glad how they turn-out... That's for now and Happy WW....

Nighty Nighty Everyone LOL

Good night everyone, my fiance is really having a good rest now. While I'm still here wide awake, however I'm gonna go to bed now to try to get some rest. It's nice to have some rest so in the morning I have more energy to do some work. So I hope to see you all tomorrow...Take care and Good night....

Wordless Wednesday #6 - (Sun)

A friend of mine share this picture to me last night while are chatting. Isn't this beautiful? I was so amazed how this picture look. It's just so pretty and reflection of the sun in the water is just perfect, what a beautiful view huh. Anyway, that's all for now and happy WW to everyone....